Okay, things down at the office (WTO) seem to have balanced out a bit. Don't get me wrong, thats a pretty good thing. However "balance" cooperates with "equaling out". We are not going for that. We want the bad mojo down to like 2%, and new recruit rate to like 98% (Thats a 9 to 1 ratio for those of you you suck in math *Glares at Bob*). Some of you guys might be asking "Using a scale reference indicates that you have not only experienced down time in the member count, but also have had a surge of new recruits, so whats the deal?" (Well the smart people might *Glares at Bob*). For this next reference I am going to use a percentage breakdown. 45% of new recruits are jokes and/or illiterate, 35% of new recruits are often mis-tested, and the remainder 10% never show back up. While trying my best to recruit you guys (okay, okay: Bob this includes you) I have to give you a reason to give us a chance. Testing policies have become a bit more stricter, filtering the dull from the dumb. Notable activities are being offered, and a chance at the team on GameBattles (Yes I did mention this again. Might be the most gangster thing I listed). Hurry up and intake you coffee and run to be recruited at wto. The double choco-espresso should make the journey oh so easier (Until you crash, then I will have like five dudes jump you and tie you to a chair in a Barney the Dinosaur costume: Yes, I went there.)

It's a Trap! (CCR version)

It has come to my attention that there are some WTO bitters. Shocking yes? Well don't be alarmed. Much like the PoP Station (A horrible knock off of the psp), you can tell the difference between the real thing and the really fake. The First thing Im going to mention is that CCR has a good 30 members. They claim they have been around for 3-4 years. One of their more brighter members noted (sarcasm) that they came out when WAW was released. Hrmmm, something doesn't seem right about that. Let me do the math *Insert Sho quote here* waw came out in 08'? Thats about a year and a half ago. They can't get their debut day right aye? Let me also state that they use a blog space (mu--exactly like this one) for their clan site. Thats just super ugly. (Don't cry now Bob! Be strong!). Here is the kicker, They copied our rule sets! Its same down to the bone. Even the corrections that where made since WTO came out. Its the same damn thing :/

Remember: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dddAi8FF3F4

POW, right in the kisser!

Remember the little blog I made about the sites navigation? Come on, I even showed a video that was made by my special (educational wise) friend Samuel. Well I wanted to liven it up with some footage of him raiding the masses in MW2. What he lacks in verbal intelligence he makes up for in pure owning skills. This guy can rush, spray bullets and snipe like a marksmen (he is a draggo hoe though :/) Enough of the praising and whatnot. I'll let you judge his skills for yourself just click this link to see




~Infinity

WTO for Dummies

Are you still skeptical about wto? Are you perhaps “SCARED” because you may not know how to navigate the site? Well my slightly illiterate friend Samuel made a tutorial guide on how to work the site, as well as give you a few pointers on how to make the site not so hard to manage (basically if you on a Samuel brain level, this video is perfect for you). This video includes how to work the user console, and a few of the site commands. Sam also went in depth a bit and stated how the chat works and who to be af--- errr show respect for and whatnot. So I present to you the slightly above par video footage of our awesome site: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_97jKSH1CM
*Note: this video contains “gangsta” music and may not be suitable for people who aren’t real gangsters (That’s you BOB >_>).


~Infinity

Pro Get Paid

At this point we at WTO have been working our butts off to get word out and about. I mentioned before that we are trying to expand in games in order to reach out to different communities in gamers. I may have also mentioned a few good reasons in which you should join us. However I think I left out one really important aspect: We do Gamebattles!

Now I know that some of you “lighter gamers” are probably wondering “What the hell is GameBattles?” Well I guess I’m going to t-a-l-k r-e-a-l s-l-o-w for some of you guys and explain what Gamebattles is. GB is ran by mlg (Major League Gaming) and is the place for gamers to reap there rewards. MLG hold tournaments and other events at there locations around the US. If you are really good (or extremely lucky) you can win some of them and earn prestige and honor (I MEAN THE MONEY!).

However you may need a sponsor (or a fat wallet) because that shit is expensive. Now this is where GB kicks in. If you enter the season and are ranked at least 16^th in the ladder, you enter the seasonally tournament. If you go further and pawn in the tournament, you are able to get whatever sponsor (Dr. pepper, Doritos, etc.) that host the ladder that season. With a sponsor under your arm, you can have all of the MLG stuff paid off in full.

So with all that said: Don’t you want to show off ya mad skillz and enter the gb season with us? Your time and effort would be most appreciated and will be rewarded. I know you “Yes im talking about you BOB) are itching to earn a few bucks by just playing video games. Join us and help us conquer the wo---- I mean the ladder! *insert awesome line closer here*

^Yes I went there^

~Infinity

News flash! (of epic proportion!)

ZELLS! This is sort of like a status update on wto. We are looking to expand our horizons beyond just fps games *Hack*cough*COD*Hack*wheeze*cough*. We have already adopted a few games such as: Brawl, MKWii, etc. There is only one problem: We don’t have enough members who are actually good at them! So at this current moment we are looking for new members who specialize in brawl MKWii or any other game that people could suggest to be “clan worthy”.

So If you know what wavedashing, snaking, DI’ing, or DeSyncing is, pay us a visit at WTOCLAN.com! We are looking for you, so stop hiding >_>

~Infinity

You Can't Fight The Rumble! (But You Can Join IT >.<)

The clan that refuses to die and always manage to jump back on top is WTO. We have been around for more than a year and we aren't going anywhere anytime soon. Most people ask me, "Why have you guys been so successful?" and I'd simple reply "Awesomeness never drops dead~!" With the combined forces of great leadership and dedicated members; we have fought the greatest of battles and won the hardest wars. Our members are the best aspect of wto. They make playing cod look like baking a cake. One of our “chef” cod players is kail. He has a kdr or 3.34 (probably higher than that now; he is more addicted to cod than a crack head is to weed.) and has those shiny golden weapons. He can snipe like a maniac and will own you with an mp5. He made that dude in the corner regret using a p90. Kail isn’t the only Super human. We also have the COD GOD (Yeah I capped that bitch) Justinsane4. This dude is a professional call of duty player. He is in Major League Gaming, a referee in game battles, and a pro Bowler! Justin makes the little girls scream on Xbox live.

Okay so right about now you guys are probably like: “wow, you have a few good members and be around for awhile big whoop.” Let me smack you in the face right now. Think about the last five clans you been in. I can guess the main site was stuck on some lame forum and had some lame ass chat. I bet the only reason why you quit them was because of the censures that where caused by unorganized site work. Well we actually pay for our web domain. We don’t have that crappy “stsclan.tk.us.noobsrus.lazors” in our URL. As regarding to the chat, we use something called irc. IRC beats the crap out of that simple minded XAT or chatango. IRC has been around for years and its age shows its value. With the most advance chatting system (Use of bots, easier access to different channels and servers at the same time.) it makes communicating with WTO clan members much easier.

You probably thinking “Wow, you guys pay for the site? How can I get into a pro clan like that?” Well, we don’t have many requirements to get in. A simple 1.00 kdr will suffice. Our job is to mold you into a warrior of epic proportion.

DON’T BE AFRAID and OPEN YOUR MIND to wtoclan.com and let your journey in awesomeness engage!

~Infinity